seanmurray: I'm guessing dudes who send pervy @ replies to ladies only do it...
seanmurray: I'm guessing dudes who send pervy @ replies to ladies only do it because they've had such great success yelling to women from their car.
View ArticleT_Gibby: Claiming ignorance of your cunty attitude works best for young and...
T_Gibby: Claiming ignorance of your cunty attitude works best for young and cute, neither of which you are. That makes you old, ugly, and now, cunty.
View Articletechnopriest5: I use to hate test in school. Then one day my teacher showed...
technopriest5: I use to hate test in school. Then one day my teacher showed me how to make a game out of them. Now I hate games!
View ArticleDearAnyone: I'm not saying my neighbors are losers, I'm just saying they...
DearAnyone: I'm not saying my neighbors are losers, I'm just saying they could be a little less uptight about what I do in their pool.
View Articlemat_johnson: Shit if almost everybody is depressed let's say the other people...
mat_johnson: Shit if almost everybody is depressed let's say the other people suffer from elation.
View ArticleBrain_Wash: And then you were gone. It's not surprising that I lost you. At...
Brain_Wash: And then you were gone. It's not surprising that I lost you. At this point, it's more shocking that I ever had you at all. Stupid 3G signal.
View Articlejdickerson: Lots of Twitter spam from something called increasr which is...
jdickerson: Lots of Twitter spam from something called increasr which is making good on its promise to be the biggest tool online.
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DonnaKatie: sarcastic comment loading... ████████████ 95% ... wait for it... wait for it.
View ArticleRneeErneNree: If one of my tweets gets to ten stars, I rub the genital area...
RneeErneNree: If one of my tweets gets to ten stars, I rub the genital area of the voodoo dolls I've made for you all. Wanna have a good time?
View Articlepeterbyrnes: I was once trapped for 127 hours, too. Okay, it was on my futon,...
peterbyrnes: I was once trapped for 127 hours, too. Okay, it was on my futon, because of a Law & Order: SVU marathon. But I did have to recycle my urine.
View ArticleSexCigarsBooze: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they...
SexCigarsBooze: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born.
View Articlelove_shunt: "You know it don't come easy" -Ringo Starr discussing erectile...
love_shunt: "You know it don't come easy" -Ringo Starr discussing erectile dysfunction
View Articlerobdelaney: I make fun of people for having weird food allergies, but if I...
robdelaney: I make fun of people for having weird food allergies, but if I hear Macy Gray's voice I shit in my pants.
View ArticleNickMotown: Prognosis (n) pl: The organs through which Emerson, Lake & Palmer...
NickMotown: Prognosis (n) pl: The organs through which Emerson, Lake & Palmer experienced the sense of smell.
View Articleunslugged: Aiee, headache! My bonce is banging harder than Berlusconi in a...
unslugged: Aiee, headache! My bonce is banging harder than Berlusconi in a girls' schoolroom.
View Articlemetaforth: Godwin's law for chickens: Every internet discussion between...
metaforth: Godwin's law for chickens: Every internet discussion between chickens degenerates into each side calling the other Colonel Sanders.
View Articleroughdiction: You thought you masturbated a lot in college? Wait til you get...
roughdiction: You thought you masturbated a lot in college? Wait til you get married.
View ArticleBrain_Wash: Everyone is entitled to one mistake. And I am going to keep...
Brain_Wash: Everyone is entitled to one mistake. And I am going to keep making this one until it fucking kills me. Apparently.
View ArticleMJMcKean: Saw a cute bumper sticker: "In Case of Rapture My Other Car Will Be...
MJMcKean: Saw a cute bumper sticker: "In Case of Rapture My Other Car Will Be a Porsche"
View ArticleFlying_Rodent: Public debate is this retarded about everything because we're...
Flying_Rodent: Public debate is this retarded about everything because we're so terrified that somebody, somewhere is getting something free at our expense
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